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Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Ohio smh
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.