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Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I don't get mitosis.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.