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Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.