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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."