Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
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What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Get noob.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
