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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?