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Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.