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Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Memes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.