Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
