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What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Math teacher
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.