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I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?