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Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.