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What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Memes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.