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Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!