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What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Memes
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹