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Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.