Get jokes
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Memes
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!