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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.