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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
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Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?