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You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.