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Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.