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All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
true though
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.