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Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heehheehehehehehehe

To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Why do women get periods?

Just cancel the subscription.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.