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Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Memes
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.