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Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
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What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?