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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.