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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!