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The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"