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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the fool's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

JACK AND JILL 2.0

After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

And Jill screamed "Chill!"

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.

So I don’t get pepper sprayed.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Nobody finds that one funny.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.