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How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

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