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So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Memes
Ohio getting out of hand
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
How do bees š get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why canāt orphans get in trouble?
Because thereās no one to give a phone call home to.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
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