What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
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I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
