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Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
so you have chosen...death
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?