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Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.