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This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.