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A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?