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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .