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Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
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Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!