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Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.