What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Apple Versus Orphan Comparison, Explained by a Bear With Attitude
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Alright, listen up, numbskull. You're probably the kinda guy who needs subtitles to watch a silent film, so here's the deal. This joke uses "picked" in two different ways. Apples are picked from trees, get it? Orphans, on the other hand, don't get chosen or adopted, which is sad and what makes this joke dark. Get it now, Einstein?