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Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

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What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

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What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

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Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

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My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?

Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?

Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.

Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.

Son: And you got $0.00.