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"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Can I get a Hoyah?
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.