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A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

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  • Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

    She was standing way too close to the dancers.

    Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

    She was standing way too close to the dancers.

    What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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  • Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

    Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple always gets picked. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Dad joke.

    Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

    Because of a hole in one!

    Whatโ€™s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

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  • When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

    "Sure."

    "What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

    "What?"

    "They both get thrown out."

    This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.