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What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.