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Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

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    • How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

    What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

    A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

    Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

    Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

    Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

    Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

    He came in twice.

    (like if u understand)

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