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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.