Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
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Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
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I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
