Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
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Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
