Not see jokes

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.

Why is the German blind?

Because he's a "not see."

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.