Geopolitics jokes
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
russia
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Ukraine.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!