Geopolitics jokes
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Memes
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Ukraine.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...