Geopolitics jokes

Pilot

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

People

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Japan

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

America

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!

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  • War

    Iran: We can beat the USA.

    Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

    Iran: So?

    Japan: Twice!

    Chess

    Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

    Neighbor

    Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

    Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

    Iran

    Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

    Balloon

    *America shoots down balloon*

    China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

    USA: "What?!"

    China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

    War

    A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

    Homicide

    "Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"