Geopolitics jokes
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.