Geopolitics jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
russia
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Ukraine.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
The West is dying.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...