Geopolitics jokes
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
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Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Ukraine.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!