Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Geopolitics Jokes
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Ukraine.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
The West is dying.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
