Geopolitics jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.