Geopolitics jokes
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Russia—the real joke.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.