Geopolitics jokes

Chess

    • Why doesn鈥檛 the US want to play chess with the UK?

    The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

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    • Geopolitics memes

    War

    • Iran: We can beat the USA.

    Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

    Iran: So?

    Japan: Twice!

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    • War

    • I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

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    • China

    • Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

    Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP 虂s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

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    • History

    • "History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

    Attack

    • Why did my dad cross the road?

    To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

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    • Japan

    • Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

    Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

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    • War

    • America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

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    • God

    • When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

    And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

    It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

    When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

    And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

    It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

    Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

    And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

    Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

    And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

    And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

    And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

    And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

    It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

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    • Palestine

    • People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

    The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

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