I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
So, is Taiwan an independent country or not?
