Geopolitics jokes
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Russia—the real joke.