Geopolitics jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
The West is dying.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence