Geopolitics jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
The West is dying.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.