Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Geopolitics Jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
