Geopolitics jokes
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Ukraine.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.