Geopolitics jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.