Geopolitics jokes
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.