Geopolitics jokes
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"