Geopolitics jokes
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."