Geopolitics jokes
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Memes
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I donโt know, you tell me.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. ๐๐คช๐
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Ukraine (๐บ๐ฆ) vs Russia (๐ท๐บ), place your bets!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.