Geopolitics jokes
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.