Geopolitics jokes
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.