Geopolitics jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Russia.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Russia—the real joke.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!