Geopolitics jokes
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.