Geopolitics jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.