Geopolitics jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!