Geopolitics jokes
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
