Geography jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.