I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
