New Geography Jokes - Page 27

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Borders are fat.

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

what is the fastest country? iran.

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?

In Orange County.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Why don’t mountains take things seriously?

Because they’re hill areas.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.

Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.

The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.

The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"

The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”