Geography jokes
Capital Of San Marino?
Germany is...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Borders are fat.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.