Gender jokes
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Feminists are a joke.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Memes
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.