Gender jokes
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Memes
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Feminists are a joke.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.