
Gender jokes
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
There are more than 2 genders.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I support men.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
