Gender jokes

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Feminists are a joke.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.