Gender jokes
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
lmao
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Feminists are a joke.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.