Gender

Gender jokes

PMS

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Woman

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

Friend

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Memes

Manhole

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Fat

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Time

Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.

women's rights

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

Library

I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.

Noodle

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

Feminist

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

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  • Rape

    What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.