What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Feminists are a joke.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
