Gender jokes
Women.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Feminists are a joke.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.