Gender jokes

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.

I love pussy.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.