Gender jokes

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!