Gender jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.