Gender

Gender Jokes

Rape

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Beer

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

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  • Wife

    My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

    Library

    I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

    Surprise

    Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.

    Hooker

    What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Book

    Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

    Rape

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

    Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

    Mom

    What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

    Transparent.

    Man

    A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

    Toy

    What do boobs and toys have in common?

    They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

    Dick

    They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

    Whore

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

    Marriage

    Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"