Gender jokes

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

The feminist is overweight.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Life is like a penis, women make it hard.

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.