What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
