Gender jokes
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Women.