Gender jokes
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Women.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.