To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
