Gender jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.