Gender jokes
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.