Gender Jokes

What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025

Orange bc their having a they/them baby

Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women

Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?

Because im actually a guy :-)

Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...

Women be like equal rights equal pay, then decide that they don't want to do labour intensive jokes.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-