Gender jokes
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.