Gender jokes
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!