How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
