Gender jokes
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Memes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.