Gender jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
modern feminism.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.