Gender jokes
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Memes
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.