Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a her before
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina
