PMS jokes

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!!

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

iran

Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

There are Targets everywhere.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.