Gender jokes
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.