Gender jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.