"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Women’s rights.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
