There are more than 2 genders.
Gender Jokes
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
modern feminism.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
