Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Gender Jokes
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Women.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
