Gender jokes
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
There are more than 2 genders.
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
modern feminism.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.