Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they donβt deserve rights!
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.