My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
modern feminism.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mum gay, lol.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
