Gender jokes
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Woman can't drive.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Your mom gay, lol.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
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How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.