What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Women.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
