What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Women suck (GET IT?!)