Gender jokes
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.