What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Gender Jokes
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Women suck (GET IT?!)
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
