Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Wanna know something funny? - Women's rights
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him, "Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it.
The genie says, "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guy says, "Well, I've always wanted to drive out to the Hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says, "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says, "Well, I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could, but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women." The genie thinks for a few moments and says, "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
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