Gender jokes
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.