Gender jokes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.