What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders". The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food".
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
ur mam is a transgender ur dadtook a wrong turn just likehis gender ur brother is just gay
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
