One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
