Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
A girl has small balls.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
