How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
