Gender jokes
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.