Gender jokes
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Men.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.