Gender jokes
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Men.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...