Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
