What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
