Gender

Gender jokes

Cocksucker

  • Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.

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  • Comparison

  • Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

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  • Head

  • How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

    Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

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  • Toy

  • What do boobs and toys have in common?

    They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

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  • Man

  • A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

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  • Woman

  • Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

    Man: Men have to deal with women.

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  • Feminine side

  • My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

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