What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
