What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
