The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
