What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Whatβs the difference between someoneβs wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!