Gender jokes
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.