Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatβs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, youβre left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Whatβs the difference between someoneβs wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
