Gender jokes
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.