In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
