What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
