Gender

Gender Jokes

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me: ...

Me: Bitch please.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.