Gay jokes
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
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What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
I am gay.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽