Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Gay Jokes
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
I'm Gay.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
You're gay.
If you read this.
