Gay jokes
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
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Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Memes
This is so true
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I am gay.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."