Gay jokes

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

Ail is gay.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

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I am gay.