Gay jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Ail is gay.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.