Gay jokes

Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?

To play Star Wars.

Man, I hate the government.

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

You big gay.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

I'm gay.

Jak

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?

Jack(off) in the Box.

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.