Gay jokes
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Ail is gay.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?