Gay jokes

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

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I am gay.

They're blooming a gay chicken.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?