Gay jokes
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Memes
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner š½
šŖ šŖ šļøāāļø What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Ail is gay.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.