Gay jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Memes
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."