Gay jokes
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.