Gay jokes

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Ail is gay.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

I am gay.

They're blooming a gay chicken.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

I turned gay because my wife is too poor.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽