Gay jokes

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Ail is gay.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.