Gay jokes
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Your nan is gay.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.