Gay jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.