Gay jokes
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.