Gay jokes
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Ail is gay.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.